The interior of this RSVP birthday card design reads: 1. Nuts...my shaft is bent. - 2. After 18 holes I can barely walk. - 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. - 4. Look at the size of his putter. - 5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. - 6. Mind if I join your threesome? - 7. Stand with your back turned and drop it. - 8. My hands are so sweaty, I cant get a good grip. - 9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired. - 10. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first. - Hope you score a hole in one on your birthday. The card measures 5x7 inches and is printed on uncoated recycled cardstock. Includes 1 card and 1 envelope. From the Smart Alex line of cards. Printed in USA on FSC certified recycled paper. Printed with certified wind power.